You're Pitiful

Nice mashup of Reno and Weird Al Yankovic:

Great moments in apology, part 27

Driver in gas station: "Didn't you see me backing up?"?

Me: "I was boxed in. And honking at you to stop before you hit me."

Driver: "Oh. I didn't hear you. I was on my way to work and sh*t. Doesn't look that bad...."